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An American Hustle Christmas (UNCUT) 8:39
The writers of this sketch would like to apologize. They thought American Hustle would be about drugs, but it's not. Apparently, we assumed a bunch of other stuff that turned out to be wrong too.
RETRACTIONS (so far):
None of the actors play characters of the same name.
Amy Adams does not play Christian Bale's wife.
Jennifer Lawrence does not play Christian Bale's mistress.
Jeremy Renner is not an undercover cop.
Bradley Cooper is not Christian Bale's muscle.
All historical references were completely inaccurate.
American Hustle is not about Hustler magazine, nor porn in general.
American Hustle is not about the dance The Hustle.
Thanks for watching. Our sincere apologies.
**Please do not attempt to snort your dinner or any other meal. The actors cast were professionals.**
Submitted by: Müfel Nüb
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